003 ∅ action ( goldenrod )

[mayieatthat]

[ Envy is babysitting Gluttony today, and there are shenanigans going around. Right now, somewhere in the city of Goldenrod, Envy and Gluttony are hiding in dark alleys and watching people pass by.

Just as you happen to be passing by, Gluttony will suddenly be rushing out at you! He's been instructed to not eat anyone, but it's still got to be a pretty terrifying thing to see, having a large man -- is that even a man? Could be a Pokemon, in all honesty... -- charging at you, mouth wide open, drool everywhere, and sporting a rather crazed look that only people who haven't been fed in a while have.

... What do? ]



[[ ooc note: either Envy or Gluttony could be replying to your thread~ but it'll open with just Gluttony attacking, and nobody will know Envy is even involved unless he decides to show himself~ ]]

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[mayieatthat]

[ The kick sends him reeling backwards. Normally, Gluttony really wouldn't have cared. A kick to the face, his head getting sliced open... none of that had ever stopped him before.

But. This time, he suddenly stops, a few feet away, a bit stunned. ]

... Ow...

[ There's a strange stinging feeling that he can't quite place. All he can really do is stare stupidly ahead of him, and rub the part of his face that had been kicked.

... This is new. ]

[gochuugoku]

[China's surprised upon seeing the familiar face.]

Ah? You?

[mayieatthat]

[ A small headtilt. The pain has made him forget what he was doing initially.

... He's also not too good with remembering names, but the face does look familiar. ]

... Me.

[gochuugoku]

Gluttony?

What on earth was that for? [He's frowning now and puts his hands on his hips.]

/threadjack

[exeggutorhead]

[And here's Envy, coming out of his hiding place.]

You didn't break his nose, did you?

[LUST IS GOING TO KILL HIM IF YOU DID, CHINA. He's wondering about how China and Gluttony have apparently met, but he'll get to that in a minute.]

\o/ 1/2

[gochuugoku]

[He's surprised when Envy appears.]

Envy?

2/2

[gochuugoku]

Er... I don't think so, let me see.

[He examines Gluttony's face, but is careful not to get too close.]

I don't see any blood.

[Looking at Gluttony now.] You are very lucky that I barely missed your nose, aru. There's a nasty bruise, but that will heal more quickly if you put ice on it and apply gentle pressure to it.

[mayieatthat]

[ He's just going to sit there until Envy tells him otherwise, and glance between the two people.

And not answer China's question, because Gluttony really doesn't know how to. Envy had made it pretty clear that Gluttony's not supposed to talk about the point of this game with anyone.

... So he'll just sit here. And rub his face. And wonder what that weird pain is.

Can he at least get food, though...? Even if this one was a flop. ]

[exeggutorhead]

[Of course he can still get food! He didn't try to bite China's head off after getting kicked, and that is good enough for Envy.]

[Envy sighs, frowning a little because this prank didn't go as planned. Maybe he should have thought this through a little more, but he's never been much for thinking ahead when fun is at stake, no matter how much Tulio tries to all but beat it into his head.]

It's fine, Gluttony, I know this guy.

[Glancing back and forth between the two.] And you've met each other before?

[gochuugoku]

Yes, we have, back in January.

So, this is your brother, Envy? [At least, that's what Gluttony told him.] I apologize for injuring him, it's just that he came at me so suddenly and I thought he was a bandit.

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy nods, leaning an elbow on Gluttony's side, taking a glance at the injury himself. Ouch, maybe it's time to take a break from the game and go to the Center for a bag of ice...and also food.] Yeah, he is.

[Well...kind of. Technically in that 'he's another me's brother in another universe' way. But that's not something Envy wants to get into right this second. He shrugs.]

Hey, you don't have to apologize to me, I didn't get kicked.

[He's not mad at China for kicking Gluttony, since well that's a normal reaction to having a gonna eat you attack coming out of nowhere, and China's his friend. And really Envy should be the one apologizing to all parties involved but he's not exactly the apologizing sort unless he's reminded.]

[gochuugoku]

True. Then... [He turns his attention to Gluttony now, bowing his head slightly.] I am sorry for causing you injury, aru.

But that might be the price you paid learning the hard way not to assault people here. Speaking of which you might want to show more caution. After all, most of the people who were brought to Johto know how to fight.

[mayieatthat]

[ It's mostly just turning into an awkward bruise at this point. There's a little bit of blood, but it's not too bad. Gluttony doesn't mind getting kicked in the face, though he is just a little confused as to what that feeling is and why it isn't just ~healing~ magically.

He glances up at Envy again. Since they know each other, it should be fine to say something, right? ]

I was playing a game!

[gochuugoku]

A game? [He's surprised for a moment, but then he returns to frowning.]

I fail to see how this is all funny. I would not have minded as much if you were just giving people a good scare... but actually attacking them?

[exeggutorhead]

[He shrugs, frowning some himself.]

It's just a joke, nobody's been getting hurt.

[Just terrified. And sometimes their wallet nicked. Envy fails to see why this is a problem; this is considerably tamer than what he'd be doing back home.]

[gochuugoku]

Gluttony was hurt.