002 ∅ video/action ( route 29 )

[mayieatthat]

[ Gluttony has been walking all day trying to get to Lust. But he's somehow found himself back... in... New... Bark... Town...

.... Apparently, he's not too good with directions. So, he'll just turn around and head back onto Route 29. He's somewhere at the very start of Route 29 right now. If you're in the area, feel free to stop and chat him up in person! ]

∅ video ∅

[ The feed opens with a close-up of a... Lickitung's face. It seems that Gluttony's Lickitung has gotten hold of the 'Gear and is playing around with it as they walk.

Now, have a lot of movement. Those with motion sickness might want to look away from the screen for a few seconds, because Lickitung is flipping the 'Gear around now. Sky, ground, sky, ground--

Oh. A shot of what is in front of Lickitung. (Don't worry, the 'Gear has mostly stopped moving now.)

Gluttony is standing not too far away, mumbling to himself. ]

Lust said to capture her a Pokemon.

[ Lickitung moves closer, and now the viewer can see that Gluttony is looming over a very frightened looking Hoppip. He's got a ball in his hands. ]

Just throw the ball!

[ Yup. Here he goes.

Toss.

Capture.

.... The ball is wiggling.

Aww, the Hoppip broke free.

Have a very confused Gluttony. ]

Was this not the right one?

[ Oh well. He'll just pick this one up. And...

Put it in his mouth.

Yup. Eating it. Or trying to, anyways.

To make matters worse, Lickitung is going to extend its long tongue and lick Gluttony's face.

You might want to stop him before he actually succeeds. ]

Comments

[Video]

[king_of_flames]

...What.

[No, Roy hadn't intended to speak. Nor had he intended to transmit this. At the moment, he was simply taken by surprise.

Gluttony. Here. And he mentioned Lust.

Shit.]

[mayieatthat]

[ What's that noise?

Looking around, and dropping the Hoppip that was in his mouth in the confusion. It scrambles away.

Oh... that little blue thing he was given. Gluttony's staring at it. Who are you? ]

[king_of_flames]

[That'll just make Roy even more confused. He knows that Gluttony learned his face; why wasn't he going into a frenzy? Was it because Lust was here, too?

...Or was it that Gluttony had been pulled from an earlier point? He couldn't be sure.

Either way, he couldn't come up with a response, so he just stared back.]

[mayieatthat]

[ Oh! You're that man. The one he'd been fighting when he arrived here. But he doesn't know who you are. ]

You! You're the one that burned me.

[ He sounds surprisingly okay with this. ]

[king_of_flames]

...Uh. Right.

[That's all he can manage. Sounds like it was before he realized he killed Lust. He just has to hope he doesn't have to give him his name.]

[video]

[explosivecombat]

...Gluttony.

[He shouldn't be surprised at this. He really shouldn't.]

Where are y- ...no, no, don't put that in your mouth. Most things here do not go in your mouth, do you understand?

[mayieatthat]

[ Wh--

Aww, dammit. Dropping the Hoppip now, and it's scurrying away. ]

[explosivecombat]

...good.

[Okay, good, you'll actually take reprimands from him. Good to know. Of course, it's a bit hard to tell if it's because you recognize him as someone you should listen to or just because he happened to bitch hard enough to startle you into stopping, but details...]

Where are you? You mentioned Lust - is she with you?

[mayieatthat]

[ Sadfacing hardcore right now because he just lost his dinner...

Also, he doesn't know you. And he doesn't really care to listen to you. But-- Oh! You mentioned Lust. ]

Lust! I am on my way to see Lust!

[ ... he never actually quite figured out where that was ]

1/2

[explosivecombat]

So she's not with you.

[siiiiiiiiigh.

dumb things

why is he always surrounded by dumb things]

Listen, I work with Lust once in a while. Do you remember Ish-

[explosivecombat]

[...on second thought. That'll just derail harder if the idiot doesn't, and Kimblee does not feel particularly optimistic today.]

...you know what, never mind. The point is that I know where you can find Lust. Are you just setting out? The town is named New Bark, or something equally vapid. Does that sound familiar?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Gluttony, I already told you not to eat things like that unless we tell you you can.

[You can't eat the Pokemon Gluttony, even if it is funny. Envy is also looking feverish, although not as bad as he was yesterday.]

...did you say Lust told you to catch one?

[mayieatthat]

[ But you're not here... How can he check with you if you're not here? ]

Yes! Lust said to catch one. She said to throw this ball at it.

[exeggutorhead]

Did she say why?

[Envy has no idea why Lust would want any of the Pokemon to be found around Route 29.]

And it'd be easier to catch if you had yours fight it first.

[mayieatthat]

No. Lust just said to catch one with this ball.

[ Pause... ]

Fight it?

[video/locked]

[licentious]

[ Well, the good news is Gluttony is very enthusiastic about capturing a pokemon about her!

The bad news is it's been about a week and he still hasn't actually caught one yet.

Then the bad news becomes, "cringing and screaming as my flesh boils off my own face" news as he mentions her by the name of Lust. Not that she'd ever show this since she just bottles the crazy.

Her tone is more or less strict, like when Gluttony eats something fairly vital but even Gluttony should recognize that the tone is not angry.

also fuck that hoppip she's irrelevant right now. ]

Gluttony, remember my rule about saying my name in public to a bunch of people? [ does she have to come up with a catchy jingle for it again? ]

[mayieatthat]

[ It's been a week and he still hasn't made it out of Route 29 yet, too...

Dropping the Hoppip at Lust's words, and now looking very guilty ]

Lust?

[ Seriously. This whole, people talking at him and him not knowing where they are thing... it needs to stop. Why can't he smell you? ]

But there is nobody around.

[licentious]

[ HOW CAN HE STILL BE AT ROUTE 29?! Ugh, don't worry Lust is somewhere near Azelea or something. As if she even knows herself but she knows to keep walking to the right. ]

There are people that can see and hear your statements through the machine you were holding Gluttony. [ aw ): don't worry Gluttony this diet won't be as long as the last one. ]

[mayieatthat]

[ .... IT'S CONFUSING, OKAY? HE'S NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE... ]

It is always watching me...?

[ video ]

[uuing]

U-- uu-!! [ Have a little girl waving her hands at the camera quite a few times, as if she's in panic. ]

Stop, sto-p! You can't eat that..!

[mayieatthat]

[ Dropping the Pokemon.

And massive sadfacing at this information. ]

[uuing]

... Don't make such a sad face, uu-.. If you make a sad face, you can't use the magic of smiles! [ maybe she's trying to distract him a little.. ]

[mayieatthat]

[ Thankfully, he's rather easy to distract ]

The magic of smiles?

[ Voice ]

[tumbled]

I don't think...you're supposed to eat that...

[mayieatthat]

[ Turn, turn. Where is that voice coming from? There's nobody on the screen.

Dropping the Hoppip in his surprise, and it's scurrying away. ]

Aww... I lost my food...