003 ∅ action ( goldenrod )

[mayieatthat]

[ Envy is babysitting Gluttony today, and there are shenanigans going around. Right now, somewhere in the city of Goldenrod, Envy and Gluttony are hiding in dark alleys and watching people pass by.

Just as you happen to be passing by, Gluttony will suddenly be rushing out at you! He's been instructed to not eat anyone, but it's still got to be a pretty terrifying thing to see, having a large man -- is that even a man? Could be a Pokemon, in all honesty... -- charging at you, mouth wide open, drool everywhere, and sporting a rather crazed look that only people who haven't been fed in a while have.

... What do? ]



[[ ooc note: either Envy or Gluttony could be replying to your thread~ but it'll open with just Gluttony attacking, and nobody will know Envy is even involved unless he decides to show himself~ ]]

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[action] fine with me!

[exeggutorhead]

[Well this is just fantastic, isn't it?]

[Envy tries playing dumb first.] Friend? Hardly.

[He does a good job of looking displeased that Cooper would even think he was Gluttony's friend. After all, why would Envy be involved in a joke like this, he's a good and upstanding guy! Definitely! ...Although this whole situation is pretty suspicious already.]

[ action ] NO... WAIT... >: Since you're already here and all...

[mayieatthat]

[ It definitely stuns him. And he stands in place a few feet away, confused.

What exactly had he been doing...? .... Where is he, even? ]

[subtlecoruscate]

Why?

[mayieatthat]

He knows what to do.

[subtlecoruscate]

Can't you find him yourself?

[mayieatthat]

[ Shaking head ]

He's supposed to find me.

[su6tlecoruscate]

Oh.

[Hopefully his brother is nothing like him then...]

[mayieatthat]

[ Just gonna nod and then stare off in the opposite direction.

Thankfully, his brother isn't like him. ]

[exeggutorhead]

[THANKS GLUTTONY. So much for even the vague pretense of keeping that a secret. like it was going to stay a secret anyway, Envy...]

[Still, man you're kind of annoying aren't you? Envy frowns.]

So what if I am?

[subtlecoruscate]

[Meanwhile, she'll be leaving him to wait.

Not her problem whether his brother arrives sooner or later]

[foreveraclone]

[he crosses his arms.]

Is that all he's good for? Being told what to do? And WHEN to do it?

[mayieatthat]

[ YOU ARE SO WELCOME ENVY. ISN'T HE THE BEST LITTLE BROTHER?

And just to answer your question, Connor. Gluttony'll just be standing her waiting for Envy to answer! ]

[action]

[trailweblaze]

<sub>[Miguel keeps running... all up until the alley stops abruptly in a huge wall. A dead end. Goddammit.]

[Turning around to look if he's still... and yep, there he is. That creepy man, and he's coming closer and there's nowhere to go.]</sub>

What do you want? _{[He tries not to sound afraid, and he manages quite well. His eyes are looking all around though, trying to find any kind of escape route.]}

[action]

[mayieatthat]

[ No time to talk! Just going to run straight toward his target.

If Miguel doesn't move, soon... he'll have one giant, hungry thing pinning him to the ground, drooling all over him. ]

[exeggutorhead]

[He shrugs, frowning some himself.]

It's just a joke, nobody's been getting hurt.

[Just terrified. And sometimes their wallet nicked. Envy fails to see why this is a problem; this is considerably tamer than what he'd be doing back home.]

[exeggutorhead]

[THE VERY BEST.]

[Envy scoffs, leaning one forearm on Gluttony's side.]

He's good for a lot of things, with guidance. [aka commands, and Envy's clear about the implications. ...He might be feeling a little spiteful about the general subject. And he never has been good about resisting taking jabs at people when he probably shouldn't.]

Still don't see how it's any of your business.

[gochuugoku]

Gluttony was hurt.

[foreveraclone]

[oh... oh. he backpedals a bit, he totally wasn't expecting this to happen.]

Because I hate seeing people getting bossed around. Especially when they have a will of their own.

[mayieatthat]

[ What is this 'will of their own' you speak of...?

Either way, Gluttony has kind of gotten distracted by some bushes that are close by. He wonders if he could eat those berries... ]

[action] wellp sorry for late ;;

[tapestodiane]

_{[Definitely, and Coop's not falling for it.]}

My question still stands.

_{[Cough it up Envy, who's the guy terrorising all the other people. >:c]}